Check out this video of Arianny Celeste during Thursday’s UFC 141 weigh-ins, where the Octagon Girl ooh’s and aah’s over the man who would later retire Brock Lesnar, Alistair Overeem. That is the face of a girl that has seen the top of the mountain, and yay, it was good. It basically resembles the face of me whenever I see Arianny, except that her expression is much more attractive than my ogling face.
In my spare time, I have been working on a revolutionary cologne that will give average joe’s like me the pheromones to make the ladies swoon like they do when they see The Reem. So far, no luck. I think I need more horse flavoring in it, but they are so hard to find in New York.